FEMALES

Imma start off by saying, with this post, I think I may prove to my readers that I truly am NOT a typical female...

There are SO many things that frustrate me when it comes to females. I know plenty of them...but associate myself with very few. Here are a few frustrations....

1) DRAMA: Sometimes I think we start arguments with our boyfriends/husbands JUST to argue. Sorry, but that's drama and it's unnecessary. I don't know how many conversations I have had with some of my guy friends who tell the stupidest arguments they and their girlfriends have. She got mad cause I didn't tell her I was going to play basketball...she got mad cause I didn't say good morning...she got mad cause I left the toilet seat up...omg...C'MON...seriously? Is it that hard to just let things go? Do you NEED to know where he is every second of the day? Why does he have to say good morning? It's not a crime to leave the toilet seat up! Don't you look down before you sit on the seat? It's probably why relationships don't last long...because of arguments over stupid crap like that.

2) GETTING READY: Is it REALLY necessary to take 2 hours + to get ready? I could understand if it was your wedding day...obviously there's a lot of fabric to lift and shift to go to the potty etc. etc. But really, throw on clothes, brush the hair, shower. BAM...25 minutes tops. Trying on hundreds of outfits before choosing? Unnecessary.

3) LOOKIN' LIKE A STAR BUT YOU BROKE: It goes for all races...females that walk into a grocery store with the latest purse, hair done, mani and pedi, designer shoes and clothes...driving away in a Jaguar....on EBT with $700 left on it. Really?...where are the investigators when you need them...this by far frustrates me the most.
Stepping away for a sec...I was bagging an order for a lady with a nice expensive purse...maybe some shoes and a nice jacket to go with it...not recalling at the moment...anyways, the cashier said "How will you be paying?" The lady said, "Free."..........................................Next subject...#)@*$*#^%*)

4) MAKE UP: Let me start off by saying...some females do pull it off...they are gorgeous; however, if God wanted you to put on make up, you would've been born with it on...some may argue you would've been born with clothes on too if God wanted you to wear them...but that's beside the point. In my eyes, no woman needs make up..you are who you are...live with it. Don't hide behind the make up...some look like a hot mess with all the make up on...omg. Can't stand make up....there's just something about putting whale blubber on my lips that seems wrong....

I think that's all I have for now...what made me think of this topic? Travel to Raleigh and you'll know... :-)